Saturday 30 May 2015

All those Birthdays!!

I can't keep up with all that partying! A little while ago, well mid March is only a little while ago isn't it... It was my Birthday! The big 3!! That means I can legally vote and drink alcohol... Uh what Mum? What do you mean by "no you can't do either" ?!?! But ... but I'm 3!! Pff the woman doesn't know what she's talking about anyway... So where was I? Ah yes MY birthday... Well I had a fabby time with sun shining and all. A little start with playing with my favourite buddy, mister upside down piggy. Well he is a swedish piggy after all so that makes sense that he is upside down in Aussieland... 
Then the minions got me pressies!! An insane rope ball with plenty of ropes going out in every directions, LOVE it! So I did a few crazy zoomies in the backyard. Mum was only just able to catch me with the camera, but it's all blurry...
Then they also gave me a strange thing... I know I had to do a double take... Turns out it is a raw hide with some tastiness on it. Didn't last long! Nom nom... Pretty cool birthday hey!!
And then recently, Mum and I realise that it was already 2 years that we started this blog! Oh my Dog!! 2 years have gone by so fast. I haven't been able to write as many posts as I want to lately because Mum is always hugging the computer pretending to "work"... But I think that it is amazing that we both pawed 338 posts together so far! We have some more coming up as I haven't told you what those minions were up to earlier in the year... Oh they don't think they will get out of that without me dobbing on them...
Anyways all what is left to say is HAPPY BLOG ANNIVERSARY!!! And may it "live long and prosper"

Thursday 23 April 2015

Uh oh!

Well look at that slack! How long has it been that I haven't been pencilling my extraordinary adventures here!! So much happened that I am not sure where to start...
Well that means I will have to write a lot of new posts doesn't it!

But in summary:
- I am a very wise adult pup cause I am 3 (or Mum thinks so... she likes to dream...)
- the minions went crazy on renovations in the house...
- my grandpawrents from France came here to visit for a few weeks
- I got abandoned while they all went and had fun with wombats!!! (I am still sulking about that by the way)
- Nanna came to visit too :)
- we all nearly drowned and flew away in a crazy cyclony weather
- THE FIRE IS BACK ON IN THE CHIMNEY YAYYYYY

And that's just only a short summary, so you see I got lots to talk about. Now I need to make sure I keep an access to a computer because t'is not easy with those minions...

Just so you can see why I am still sulking about the fact they left me all alone while they went to have fun, look at the pics they took :O
look at all those friends to play with I didn't get to meet!
and look at all that space to run...

Thursday 12 February 2015

Refinement

Mum is starting to doubt that I am an actual real dog... I have been telling them forever that I am not a dog I am a little person but they never listen anyway, so at least it is good that she is starting to doubt.

So what made Mum start to see the light you will ask me?... Well last time we were going for a stroll through the neighbourhood. At the end of our street Mum suddenly went all "ohhh" "poor little thing" blah blah blah. So I looked at what she was looking at. And it appeared that a blue tongue lizard met his maker as they say. The blue tongue was dead as a dodo with no obvious trace of damage. Not sure what happened to him... However, I went to have a little sniff. So do not be alarmed I sometimes go and sniff dead things if they are still in a rather entire state. I DO NOT go close to decomposing things ewwwwww!!!!! I still do not touch the entire dead things, just sniff. Would you put dead things with all the feathers/skin/entrails still on/in in your mouth?? I need things to be alive and running for fun, or a bit of processing and presentation for my food please!...

Anyway, usually I just take a sniff and walk on, I am not sure what it was in this case but gosh just one sniff made me a bit queasy... Yes right Mum stop making faces and dobbing me in... Alright I just got overtaken by nausea and had a right chuck while looking rather pitiful... Happy now Mum? I said it.... It is not my fault if I am a sensitive little thing.
Now Mum is saying that I am poncey and not a tough boy and that maybe we need to go in the countryside for a bit because I am too much of a city-slicker....
Whatever Mum when you are finished with your metaphysical questions, I need my pedicure after my spa so if you are looking for me I will be listening to the radio on my day bed...

Saturday 31 January 2015

A pup has to do what a pup has to do...

Well you see, I got a bit jealous a few days earlier... Hearing from all those pups on twitter who are allowed on the big bed with their minions, I decided to make a break for it. Dad was away up north playing with other dogs (humpfffff!!!) and it was the last night of him being away... So when Mum told me to go on my bed after we were calling it a night, I jumped straight up on the big bed uninvited and dropped down quickly into a tiny curled up ball on Dad's spot... RESULT!!
Unfortunately, Mum didn't see the cuteness and fun side of it and I got unceremoniously thrown out...  Even with my bestest puppy eyes and ears, her cold frozen heart did not melt the tiniest bit... Darn woman!! *sigh* I think I have to try that on Dad when we're alone together, he wouldn't push me off the big bed for sure!

Saturday 24 January 2015

I'm hungry...

The minions are always making food for themselves and never give me anything... ahem... yes it's true, I am a poor starving pup!!! So I have to invent new ways of making them know that I am a tad peckish... I have tried the whine, the gentle nose poke, the open tap drool... It takes a lot of effort!
So lately I have found a variant: the drool bubble!! 
behold the mighty drool bubbler!
This takes a lot of mastery in drooling technique, it is not for the novice pup!! And so far it has been quite efficient... look at what I scored! What uh yes Mum... that is your omelette... for now...